Stephen Baldwin’s Tattoo

In this, the first editions of “Oh. Come. On.” we will be examining one Mr. Stephen Baldwin.

Stephen Baldwin, who was funny in “Bio Dome” (or at least I remember him being funny) and was really good in “The Usual Suspects”.

Nowadays, he is most widely known as a vocal Trump supporter. His acting career leans less towards multi-award winning movies.

Instead, he is the star of this summer’s Christian horror movie “Blood Pageant”. A movie that seems to be about a reality show that’s The Bachelorette meets American Idol. Also, one of the contestants is using evil Salem witchrelated magic to win the contest.

Baldwin is a priest who, based on the trailer, seems to dispense wisdom from “The Gift of Fear” with a dash of Jesus.

Also, Snoop Dogg is in it. In the trailer it looks like he was openly smoking weed on set in a Christian movie and getting paid for it.

Good for him!

Honestly, the movie looks pretty glorious.

So Stephen Baldwin is a decent actor. And he’s still working.

He’s also one of the leading “Celebrity Republicans who say awful things but if you’re arguing with them don’t look into their haunted, haunted eyes because you might get trapped in there forever. “

But that’s not what we’re talking about today.

Instead, we are focusing on the mystery of Stephen Baldwin’s tattoos.

Specifically, THIS tattoo.

Why is Daddy in quotations?

I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum. BUT I thought the whole point of Domme stuff was that the Domme is supposed to be self assured and confident.

The quotations make it read ironically. And there is only one man who could pull of an ironic line reading of Daddy.

And that man is George Takei.

Stephen Baldwin is many things. But he is not George Takei.

Therefore, this tattoo can simply not be.

Sorry Stephen, I don’t make the rules.

Okay, I do. But get a new tattoo. And please, more movies about evil witches who take over reality shows and less creepy Trump stuff.